"TEXAS?! HOLY DOG SHIT!! TEXAS!! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS PRIVATE COWBOY!! AND YOU DON'T LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE A STEER TO ME SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN!!"

All work at JLHQ stopped when Wonder Woman walked across the upper walkway in a mini shirt and thong.

"Hey baby, let's get it on! Gimme some sugar! Once you've gone clown you'll never go back"

"No Batman, That's not what the President meant when he said 'Grab 'em by the pussy!'

"I decided to take the President's advice about grabbing women by the pussy."

Fine! I got big ones and I don't wear a bra. Stop ogling them."

"HEY! You never said you were into bondage."

"Do you people MIND? This is a PRIVATE sex party!"

"Batman, Diana, Why are all of our archfoes so into bonfage?"

"Um...that's not really what I meant when I asked if you would hit this."

"If I can get this plan back on track will you SHUT UP?!'

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! New Year's is a time to eat things we don't normally, so pass the oyster stuffing.